Struth! No such thing as a stupid question. Maybe.

Wales - definitely open in winter (wales.com)

IN his continuing search for the more weird, wacky and wondrous in the world of travel, David Ellis says travel agents get used to fielding some pretty oddball questions, and a recent survey amongst agents brought these pearlers to light:

• Are there any lakes in England's Lakes District?
• Is Wales closed during Winter?
• The brochure says "No hairdressers at the resort." We are trainee hairdressers, so will we be okay staying there?
• What month should we avoid being in New York so we don't get caught up in the May Day demonstrations?
• What kind of performances can we see in London's Piccadilly Circus?
• We saw ruined castles and abbeys almost every day of the tour in the UK. Why did they build so many of them?
• And this couple who complained to their agent on their return home from a Mediterranean cruise, that they were enjoying one particular port so much that they left a note in their cabin asking the Captain if he could stay in port a bit longer for them to enjoy even more of it. Their complaint?  "When we got back from our sightseeing, the ship had gone…"

Some mothers do have 'em.